Emily and Jaden coordinated a specialized attack, simultaneously threatening to erase my Wii's hard drive and snap my Zelda and Mario games in half if I didn't cooperate and meet their demands. I cried "Why?!" in between sobs, but they were merciless; I obviously had no choice. The ransom: one sweet ride, plus Otter Pops and Happy Meals whenever they want. Fine, whatever.
Nice reds and greens in this picture, huh. The green belongs to our neighbor; I was forced to trade my green for red.
The spirit of the Viper entered Jaden, turning him into one proud Pimp Daddy. He gets mad if we don't call him "Slim Jady" when he's crusin'.
Emma would trade her left arm for that car. Does Jayden have a girlfriend yet? Emma says that she is interested:)
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! And I thought your Nissan was a Pimpin' car! Did you ever imagine the day that your kids would have a nicer car than you??? At such a young age??? Just call me Sucker Daddy Larry..yeah, das right I said it~! hehehehehe!!!
ReplyDeleteJaden doesn't have a girlfriend yet, but Emma needs to know that Lego Star Wars is his first love.
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